"So uh, you’re hot, and uh, you’re good with my kids. You’re also pretty good in bed, and uh, the last time I had a girlfriend like that, she started macking my brother. Although I’m not super enthused about getting married, you keep bugging me about it, so, uh-"
"YES, OKAY. I WILL."
"Y-you sure about that?"
"YEAH WHATEVER THAT’S FINE."
Ophelia really wants to get out of her aunt’s house, even if it means moving in with some jackass who uses her as free babysitting and a booty call.
And just to make sure he doesn’t decide to back out of the deal…